Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Why You Should Fall on your Knees and Worship a Librarian

The following is from LibrarianAvengers.org


Ok, sure. We’ve all got our little preconceived notions about who librarians are and what they do. Many people think of librarians as scuttling about "Sssh-ing" people and stamping things. Well, think again buster.
Librarians have degrees. They go to graduate school for Information Science and become masters of data systems and human/computer interaction. Librarians can catalog anything from an onion to a dog’s ear. They could catalog you.
Librarians wield unfathomable power. With a flip of the wrist they can hide your dissertation behind piles of old Field and Stream magazines. They can find data for your term paper that you never knew existed. They may even point you toward new and appropriate subject headings.
People become librarians because they know too much. Their knowledge extends beyond mere categories. They cannot be confined to disciplines. Librarians are all-knowing and all-seeing. They bring order to chaos. They bring wisdom and culture to the masses. They preserve every aspect of human knowledge. Librarians rule. And they will kick the crap out of anyone who says otherwise.

2 comments:

Rosemary Welch said...

Preach it, Beth! I love your attitude. Don't lose that spunk.

I tutor and am senior editor for Knickerbocker News and DoD Daily News. I know exactly what you mean!

I cannot read a paper, because they have forgotten the rules of grammar. lol. Oh well...

Anonymous said...

I know what you mean, but I do hope that hiding part does not happen at westchester community college..........You are all so very helpful to any student who needs help........We will remain grateful to you for all those papers you helped us write!